Oh Those Kooky Yalies

Thanks to Ciaran for sharing this juicy tidbit about the latest exploits of Barbara Bush, one o' Georgie's twin girls. Apparently, lil' Barb likes going to "naked parties" with fellow Yale students, where the liquor flows like water and the main attraction is, of course, flesh. There's supposedly a videotape of this, which Larry Flynt is trying to find before the Secret Service does. So rich.

While this is, like, totally no big deal, I think if my father were POTUS, I might be a little more discreet in my socializing. Just maybe. I definitely wouldn't have, while on exchange at Dartmouth, participated in a Tabard tradition affectionately known as Naked Bong Hits. Not that I did anyway. No sir.

Ahh, the Tabard, the co-ed fraternity/sorority of geniuses, drunks, and not altogether carefree revellers amongst whom I spent the happiest quarter of my college career. A wave of half-remembered memories just crashed on me; drunken, song-filled nights drinking Toads (secret house drink) and discussing the philosophy of mullets, stoney pool in the poolroom, (beer) pong in the basement, and disco disco disco. I once worked the door at Disco Inferno (quarterly disco party), and had to stave off the wanna-be's with a...well, a stave. One guy slipped my 20 bucks to let him in. To a college party. Does this seem strange to anyone else? More Tabard debauchery to come...

-tn

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