straight trippin'

Literally. I swear my left leg grew 2 inches while I slept last night, and just walking around the office today I feel like I'm on the deck of a schooner at sea - so I'm slanted today in more than one way.

What's that you ask? Do I have two different shoes on? Let me check - mmmm, nope. Socks are the same, too. No rocks or gum stuck on the souls.

Maybe its karmic inequities coming back around, as they are wont to do. Maybe its a manifestation of hidden inner instability. Or maybe its just my leg muscles rebelling from the hell I put them through last night; nonstop shifting of my poor Honda's manual transmission in LA gridlock at 9 PM on the suckiest Sunday evening I've had in awhile.

Whatever it is, I'm a little slanted, but righting myself by the minute.

-tn

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