Frenetic Friday Fun

Holy penultimatality, Batman, its Friday morning!

Hair-slicked, smile-plastered host, in a heesy 50's-era voiceover: Yooouuu know what that means, don't you, kids? [ed: that sparked memories of Mr. Rogers - nostalgia is encroaching on Friday's insouisance like aphids on my roses - back, nostalgia, BACK I say!!]

Chorus of childvoices unified in response: Friday morning, YAAAAY!! It means you're hungover and too listless to properly supervise our internet surfing. YAAAAAY, its random links time!

Tiny childwhisper: he's asleep now, lets get crazy!:

Put some Manu Chao on the turntable, quick! It'll help us learn Spanish. And French. Or just English. No, I mean English English, you know, like "keep yur hair'on, guvna."

Chuckles, chuckles, chuckles, all at the expense of those darn repubs here, aaand here.

Shhhhh, politics wakes the sleeping giant; back to mindless fun!! YAAAAAY!

Ooooh, look, a quiz on Vin Diesel! He's sooooo dreamy!

Hey, lets go brothel hopping!!

Waking: What was that, kids, did I hear someone mention brothelling? Well, its time for the word of the day anyhow. Today's word of the day is alpenglow. Can anyone use alpenglow in a sentence?

Ooh, I can, I can: Mommy says that her red face after she and daddy play naked wrestling is the alpenglow of love!

Winner!

-tn

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