$5 Haircuts and Other Perks

I just got a five dollar haircut this weekend. While the lady who cut my hair babbled on and on about her recent car accident and didn't seem to pay much attention to my actual hair, I really can't complain. I mean, for five bucks, who would? And in truth, my five dollar 'do looks damn smooth; its at least as good as the fifteen dollar chop jobs I was getting at Ubercuts.

But even if I do slighty resemble a disheveled marine, my hair will grow back and I don't really care anyway. Its because of things like this, and being able to pee standing up, and having a built in physiological justification for eating meat, that I love being a man. (uh oh)

-tn

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